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阅读理解
Why does night fall but never break and day
break but never fall?Why are people who ride motorcycles
called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a
driveway?In what other language do they call the third
hand on the clock the second hand?
Let's face it: English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in an eggplant, neither pine nor apple in a pineapple and no
ham in a hamburger. Sweet-meats are candy, while sweetbreads, which aren't
sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But when we
explore its paradoxes(悖论), we find that quicksand can work
slowly, boxing rings are square, public bathrooms have no baths in them.
And why is it that a writer writes, but
fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?If
the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth? One
goose, two geese—so one moose, two meese?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be
the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and
oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the
weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell the next?
English was invented by people, not
computers, and it shows the creativity of human beings. That's why, when stars
are out, they are visible; but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And
why, when I wind up my watch, I start it; but when I wind up this essay, I end
it.